Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The nastiest diaper change ever

Okay...sorry if this makes anyone else squeamish...it does me too. BUT I had to share what my little dude did last night to me. I had JUST bathed him and put on a fresh diaper not even fifteen minutes earlier. Cherie was holding Brendan for me so I could finish the dishes. Within minutes he had gone from cuddling with her on her hip to her holding him out as far as she could, exclaiming there was a stinky happening.

I didn't believe her, as I had just changed him...there was no way it could be that bad so quickly. I was so wrong! Pretty soon Rie was gagging from the smell. I laid him down to change him, and realized he'd leaked through his sleeper, blanket, and definitely his onsie. The poop explosion was at LEAST an inch thick on his back...it was so disgusting!!! There was NO WAY I was going to attempt to take off the onsie either, and get it all over his hair. So I chose to destroy it and cut it off him. It was revolting. Had to share... it was nauseating. Poor Cherie! At least I couldn't smell it!!!!Out came the scissors. I was VERY LUCKY Cherie was still awake to help me! UGH!
Rie and I had a good (nauseous) laugh out of it at least!

2 comments:

Steve said...
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Sandra Huntsman said...

Ok, I don't know how I got on Steve's id, but I was just saying that you are too, TOO funny! I can't believe you cut that thing off!

For future reference, I usually roll the onsie under until the poop is safely contained, then just slip it off over the precious offender's head.